*In the interest of full disclosure, I am not interested in men who think "ru" is an acceptable substitute for "are you." I don't expect most people to love language as much as I do, but I do expect them to be able to form complete words.*
It's unfortunate that it needed to be said. But it needed to be said.
This was inspired by one of my persistent admirers. My email therapist has dubbed him the "do u like tall guys" guy. I like it.
'DULTG'G:hey'DULTG'G:hey how ru
Me: I hope you don't take this to be rude, but you have already messaged me four times. I told you the first time that I wasn't interested. Nothing has changed. Have a good night. Then I closed the chat box, which shows the other person that I have disconnected.
'DULTG'G:u hjavent even tried (disgusted blogger's note: the error was not mine)
If you need a refresher on the social acumen of 'DULTG'G, read my introduction to him and a subsequent encounter.
Sigh. "The 5 Love Languages" made no mention of what to do when the other person speaks in an archaic language that communicates only that the communicator is something of a dolt.