For two seconds, this was my most recent status update:
Dear nonjournalists: I don't come into your house and tell you how to be hate-mongerers. Don't come into my house and tell me how to be a good reporter.
Then I took it down because the good half of my brain realized it didn't want to deal with the bad half's snarkiness.
But seriously, people. I think you're jerks. (Not you who are reading this, don't worry. You all are great. The jerks are an entirely different category.)