Tuesday, December 14, 2010

What I've learned today (read with sarcasm)

* Illegal immigration is a leftist conspiracy to take over America.
* Murder, drunk driving and rape are all a result of illegal immigration. Please disregard every serial killer EVER in U.S. history.
* A nurse can't talk about nursing with a reporter without a PR flak present. What, is he going to correct her?
* Some people do not handle subtlety well.
* Skiing is expensive. (OK, that one I knew already. I've just kind of forgotten.)
* Differing opinions are dangerous. You will be assimilated.

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