I have had this blog post open for more than an hour, trying to think of something to write about. I debated dissecting my issues — but really, I don't even want to hear about them, so why would anyone else? I considered debating the new Eminem-Rihanna video, which, if you watch, you should know is pretty graphic in language, sex and violence, which I also wanted to discuss after this article. But I feel like I have nothing to add, so I won't.
I also debated a recap of how I make bad decisions, but no blog post is long enough for that. I could write about how I hate Monday -- but who doesn't, at some point? It's so unoriginal.
Now it's about two seconds before I go home, and I am ready to blow this popsicle stand.