Thursday, April 15, 2010

Things that deserve a crinkly-nosed "Ewwwwwwwwww!"

10. A fanged leech. Pulled from a girl's nose.
9. The sound of cracking joints. Any joint, really, but especially the neck.
8. That Larry King has been married seven times.
7. Pus.
6. The Andromeda Strain. Not the movie. Just the organism.
5. Buzzards.
4. Jell-O. Besides being weirdly flavored and oddly textured, it's totally made from cow bone marrow.
3. Ticks. If I ever found one on me, there is tiny possibility that I would cut off the body part rather than have to touch that thing. OK, that's an overreaction, but I probably couldn't take care of it on my own. And I would cry.
2. Decomposing anything.
And the winner is ....
1. Mayonnaise, ketchup and any combination of the two. Yuck.

You know what's not gross? Cold pizza.


  1. What is Ewwww about the Andromeda Strain? It's just a bacteria/virus/something. There are lots of them. What's so special about that one?

  2. Did you see the effects of it? Their blood hardened and became solid or powdery or something. And it made people crazy. Something that's not Ewwwww would not make a person cut his own head off with a chain saw.