1. Apparently, leaving a can of Diet Coke in a car and then opening it will cause the can to make a noise akin to a small explosion. Right, Matt?
2. The Calorie Counter is my nemesis. Possibly everyone's. Why must the DH staff be so darned generous with their calories?
3. Without fail, the phone will ring when I am already on a phone call, although sometimes it will ring when I go to the bathroom. It will not ring when I'm sitting here waiting for it to ring.
4. The people with the most and most pertinent information are rarely the loudest people.
5. Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.