But close your eyes so you don't see what I'm doing.
So Madonna wishes her teenager daughter wouldn't dress quite so provocatively.
Yes, you read that right. Madonna. Less provocative dressing. In other news, Britney Spears wants her sons to understand the sanctity of marriage and Hugh Hefner hopes to be the spokesman for a Take Back the Night event.
Who are these people kidding? (Well, the last two are made up. So I guess it's just one.) What is Madonna thinking? How on earth can you tell your children to dress less skanky when you have made a living dressing skanky? How can tell your fan club to be true to your spouse when you cannot keep your pants on? How can you say you don't believe in violence when your songs use violent words and images and promote violent ideas?
Do as I say, not as I do -- the ultimate mantra of the hypocrite.